- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

call me maybe.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why? Because.

a black man pays his child support

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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