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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

-knock knock! -doors open

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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