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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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