- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

why did the black guy die? cancer

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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