He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Anti Joke

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