Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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