What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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What do you call an arab ?

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Jovan

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Sarah Palin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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