how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Womans baksetball...

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Roses are red.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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