-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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