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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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