- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

how much fish could a chicken

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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