What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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TRICERATOPS!

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Mogok Papiti.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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