Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

A midget walked under a bar.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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