how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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