- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

There once was this guy and he fell down

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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