- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Racial Equality

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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