- Anti Joke

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.