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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents