Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Yes

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Poop

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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