- Anti Joke

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?