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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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