Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Whats red and dirty? Her period

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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