- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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