- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

what looks like a banana? a penis

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

you give like i give lomain

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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