- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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