- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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