- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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