what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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