My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Roses are red.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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