An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Water? I hardly know her.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What would u like to drink?

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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