A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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my gramma died

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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