- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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