A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

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