- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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