- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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