- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

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