What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

A pope meets another one

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Women outside of the kitchen.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Rylan Clark

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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