What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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France had one revolution

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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