A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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your mom is so fat.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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I went to work today....

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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a black man pays his child support

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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