- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Your so gay, that you like men!

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

wanna hear a joke womens rights

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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