Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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