- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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