Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Poop...

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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