How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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