- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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