a chinese man pays the full price

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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guess what what ...

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Abortion

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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