Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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