- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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