- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Pickles

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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