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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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