- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

What city likes baseball the most? New York

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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