"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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