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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's your blood type? Red.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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