- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

who is not good looking? mon morello

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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