Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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