- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

homosexual rights to marriage

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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