why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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