Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Im cute hehehee

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Anti Joke

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