- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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