- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

God is real.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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