Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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