- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

knock knock Dave's not here.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

My Nan, that is all.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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