- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What is 9+10? 19

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??