a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Women's Rights

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Jovan

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I'm hungry.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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