- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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