Knock knock Fuck off!

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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I have a horse.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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