- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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