- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Barack Obama.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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