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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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