A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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