what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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