- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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So a seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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