- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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