- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

knock knock!? . . No.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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