Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Lil Wayne

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

So FDR walks into a bar.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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