- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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