- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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