- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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