Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

women's rights

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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