- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

All of these jokes are about white people

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Click here to end the world.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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