- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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