- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

The global news

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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