Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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