Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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