Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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