A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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