- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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