Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

taking out the trash... at night

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

A man walked into a bar owch

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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