What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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