- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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