- Anti Joke

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.