How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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