- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Actually it was me Josh brown

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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