- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

I enjoy Popcorn

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Hail Hitler

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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