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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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