- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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