- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Once, I went to Peru.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Gay republicans

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

The Big Band Theory

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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