How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Lololol

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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