what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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A penis walks into a bar..

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Your mother is so fat.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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