- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

360 NO SCOPE

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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