A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What's 1+1? 69.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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