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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Knock knock It's open, come in

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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