how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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