- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

So these two girls have a cup .

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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