What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

women's rights

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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