Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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cory is gay

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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