- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

asians have slitted eyes lol

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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