- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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