- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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