- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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