Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Anti Joke

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