- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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