Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

I Have a Black Friend

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What city likes baseball the most? New York

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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