- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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