Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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A black person dies.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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