How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Take part of what?

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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womens rights.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Justin beiber..

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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