Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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