Prostitution is bad.......

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

My jeans

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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