- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time a was born

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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