- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Manchester City

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

* anti-punchline

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Men's rights

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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