Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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women's rights, lol

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Bob Saget that is all

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Chicken

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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