Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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