- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Men's rights

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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