- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

A lot eh?

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Beka has AIDS

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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