- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Do the roar!

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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