What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Justin beiber..

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Anti Joke

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