Dislike if you are a prostitute

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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