Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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