What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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