A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Homo say what?

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

womens rights

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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