What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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