hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Yo Mama just died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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