Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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why dont they make black forks

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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