- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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