What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

A Serbian Film

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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