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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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