- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

You tell me. I have amnesia.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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