A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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where's mom I killed her

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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SEX

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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