- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

A baby seal walks into a club.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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