Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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