- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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