What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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