How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

hey guys im gay

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Get up Look in the mirror

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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