- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

A Chinese man fails a math test

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Tall asians

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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