What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What's 2+2? Fish

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Anyone can post anything.

su algato es en fuego

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Guest what in the butt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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